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Life has played Ethan a cruel hand, something that can't be helped. A rather troublesome lawsuit has left this unlucky soul with a crippling amount of debt, and a desperate man uses desperate measures to get themselves situated back out of the red. Through the friend of a friend you managed to get him a position with some company called 'CrimeNet', which Ethan figured would be a cushy security job, sitting around in a night office as a security guard. Legs up on a desk, sipping some coffee, watching some boring cameras for a few hours? Easy money, this would be great.

Well, it seemed like this at first, getting dressed up in his finest clothes, dressing to impress for the interview. Ethan didn't ask questions when he saw three others wearing various levels of body armor. Even then, Ethan didn't ask questions when he saw rather overly dangerous guns for a night security guard job. Maybe questions should have been asked when at three in the morning, three armed people in clown masks and Ethan pulled up outside of an art gallery. They were just security...right...?

Once everything had been done, Ethan couldn't argue with the money, if it was going to be this easy then he may as well keep doing it, right? Bain said there would be more to come, this was it. This is the way out! This would get the lawsuit fees paid at last! All it takes is a few more jobs...

Lucky Shot
You've had some rough times, but you managed to bounce back like the champion you are. So well in fact, that you've been blessed by Lady Luck for a while and you're starting to make trickshots like never before! Does this mean luck is criminal? Maybe.

Did you see that?

Unlocks the ability for your bullets to ricochet. Every shot that fails to hit an enemy has a 1% chance to deflect off of the surface it hits and into 1 random enemy unit for 25% bodyshot damage. Ignores body armor.

I meant for that to happen!

Your ricochet chance ups to 2.5%. Ricochet deals 50% bodyshot damage. Ignores body armor.

Not a fluke, I swear!

Your ricochet chance ups to 5%. Ricochet deals 65% bodyshot damage. Ignores body armor.

Luck beats skill!

Your ricochet chance ups to 7.5% Ricochet deals 100% bodyshot damage. Ignores body armor.

Skill AND luck!

Beyond all belief, all of your explosive primary/secondary weapons can now ricochet when fired at walls. Explosive ricochet causes a secondary explosion on a random enemy, dealing 15% damage in a 50% reduced radius. Does not work when using incendiary rounds. Bullet ricochet chance increases to 10%, enemies hit by bullet ricochet increases by 1.

Backhand Slap
DAMAGE:30
KNOCKDOWN:80
CHARGE TIME:6s
RANGE:90
CONCEALMENT:3
Legal Fees
DAMAGE:$20
KNOCKDOWN:$50
CHARGE TIME:4c
RANGE:$150
CONCEALMENT:$10

Backhand Slap
Show that you’re at the top of the food chain with a strong swing of your whackin' hand. Your hands don't reload or jam so you save on ammo this way. Cause you need that money to get those sharks you call lawyers off your back...who you most certainly shouldn't Backhand Slap. Probably.

Legal Fees
One papercut isn't so bad, but how about several dozen papercuts all at once with this hefty pile of paperwork that you decided to lift from your collection of lawsuit fee reminders? Paper hurts if there's enough of it - have you ever been hit with a phone book?

Smokin'Barrel
MAGAZINE:60
TOTAL AMMO:420
RATE OF FIRE:2000
DAMAGE:13
ACCURACY:2
STABILITY:0
CONCEALMENT:30
THREAT:0

Smokin' Barrel
You’ve got experience with this handy little device and you learned a couple of tricks, especially now with Jimmy's special blend of vape juice to give it a bit more of a weapons-grade punch. Taking a hit will unleash a cloud of toxic smoke. Any unlucky victims before you will feel faint as their circulation fills with your second-hand vape smoke and make them fall to the ground. Easy pickings for your friends!

Billed Bomb Throwable
With all these recycle bins filled with lawyer fees, Ethan has weaponized them as only a good heister should. The Billed Bomb is a rather nasty thing - a flaming recycle bin stuffed with paperwork. Seconds after throwing, it detonates in a potpourri of fire and paper, coating everything in flames. Wolf may or may not have stuffed a grenade in there for good measure.

A slight mishap when ordering some beanies has left Ethan with a surplus, generously giving some to you for your next heist!

Chub & Tuck
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I'm down
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Stay down!
Don't get up!

Life has played Ethan a cruel hand, something that can't be helped. A rather troublesome lawsuit has left this unlucky soul with a crippling amount of debt, and a desperate man uses desperate measures to get themselves situated back out of the red. Through the friend of a friend you managed to get him a position with some company called 'CrimeNet', which Ethan figured would be a cushy security job, sitting around in a night office as a security guard. Legs up on a desk, sipping some coffee, watching some boring cameras for a few hours? Easy money, this would be great.

Backhand Slap
Show that you’re at the top of the food chain with a strong swing of your whackin' hand. Your hands don't reload or jam so you save on ammo this way. Cause you need that money to get those sharks you call lawyers off your back...who you most certainly shouldn't Backhand Slap. Probably.

Smokin' Barrel
You’ve got experience with this handy little device and you learned a couple of tricks, especially now with Jimmy's special blend of vape juice to give it a bit more of a weapons-grade punch. Taking a hit will unleash a cloud of toxic smoke. Any unlucky victims before you will feel faint as their circulation fills with your second-hand vape smoke and make them fall to the ground. Easy pickings for your friends!

A slight mishap when ordering some beanies has left Ethan with a surplus, generously giving some to you for your next heist!

Chub & Tuck
Everything is Fine
Pager
Hit up the park?
Famous on the Internet
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